BECAUSE IT WAS BEGGING TO BE DONE, I HAD TO DO IT. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, "A" BANDARIZED, BASTARDIZED VERSHOUN OF 'STAR WARS', A.K.A, 'PSC WARS'.

( CHARACTER LIST [THERE WAS A HUGE LIST BUT MY TWIFEY AND I FORGOT TO SAVE IT, SO I'M DOING IT FROM MEMORY] )